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John

The guy who invented everything.

Teacher: Who invented television?
Me: John
Teacher: John who?
Me: John Kraft

John Kellogg’s

John Deer

John Arrington

John Telephone

John UrbanDictionary

Elton John

by Me, John October 16, 2021


John

John is very loud, but that’s only because he cares. Get into discussions with things you’re both passionate about, and they’ll be the most interesting thing you’ve talked about that day. He might not open up immediately, but if you can spend time with him, it’ll definitely be amazing.

I just spent 7 hours screaming at Mario Olympics with John and loved every second of it.

by RCG_Hater December 25, 2023


John

This one guy I know

Hey I saw John on the weekend

by Konitherobot September 14, 2020


John

a guy im gonna be using in my sentences

John "How did you find this."

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 19, 2022


John

A person place or thing that you’re to lazy to say the full name

Bro that john tastes so good.

by John john Florence baxter August 15, 2023


John

John is an idiot. He sucks at Minecraft. He’s cool though. He can make some good toast. And has cool dogs. His music taste is kinda trash tho. If you know a John, he is cool. Be friends with him. Don’t get to close tho, they are known to bite when crowded. lol.

Guy 1: “Have you met John?”
Guy 2:”No.”

by Swordsman891 October 28, 2020


John

Very outgoing person with a good personality but can be cocky at times. he is usually hard to get to know but is very fun when You do. He is or tries to be a ladies man and is not afraid to ask anyone out. He has little to no filter and says whatever he feels like not caring about the results. John overall is a pretty cool guy

You know that guy named John

by October 06, 2021