A water doggie is an English island slang for stingrays.
Wow look at those stingrays
Dude. We call them water doggies
Cool.
A bottle of water that's been left in the freezer long enough to freeze completely.
Named after its resemblance to an iceberg as it thaws.
I tried to open up my iceberg water too early and spilled it on me!
When you choose to masturbate in the bath.
Be careful not to ruin your bath with wank water.
It was a wild night. I gave her a Philadelphia water balloon... Now I need a new mattress.
Having a major headache after taking a shower, a bath, swimming or being in water for a long time. The headache usually occurs within a few minutes.
Jim: Dude, why does my head hurt so much!
Bob: Werent you in the shower ten minutes ago?
Jim: Yeah, but wh-
Bob: You have a water headache.
Jim: Ohhhhh ouch!
When a basic white girl gives a golden shower.
We were going at it and she jumped up and gave me some Starbucks water.