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The same thing as a catfish, although this person will give you a handjob or handy even though they aren't who they say they are.
"Hey man, did that chick turn out to be a catfish?"
"At first yeah, but she turned out to be a handy fish so at least I got a handjob out of it."
Actually the other definition was a mock of the one made by laygorian , i actually really like the singing fish and have 18 of the fish now!
Singing fish collector is a very cool thing
Some people that are obssesed with singing fish and play with them and waste $400 on a single fish . Also they are on youtube.
***e**44: I wasted $400 on a bony soul and now im poor! 💸💸💸💸
Someone: i want rocking fish
Ebay seller: ok want it for $1000000000000000
Just******s******f***c*******: OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
Me: he got it from you 🙄🙄🙄
Someone: i dont have any fishes and im not a singing fish collector
Me: good for u!!
If a girl, or group of girls, comment on how they've been "professional fishing", it means they've been masturbating.
"What've you been up to lately, GG?" I ask my friend in amusement.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.
Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.
John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."
When you are given an offer of employment that does not meet your criteria or desired wage
When John was offered $300 a week to be a circus prostitute but had asked to be compensated what is $400 a week he told them no thanks,… “Go fish”
A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.
“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”