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(Noun) The N-word but papa John said it
Blarg: GRIZZY SAY THE Papa Johns Word
Grizzy: No! I can’t he’s not black!
Home of the rockets! If you want to be hoed or heartbroken, this is the place to be! Our football team is the munchiest in the nation, and our cheer team follows along to make a perfect match! Everyone is ran through, people light blunts in the bathrooms/locker rooms , and dick is more free than the wigs pulled off in the multiple fights every week! Not to mention we’re the second to worst athletic school in the KLAA east division, after #WayneMemorial ofc! Most people who attend this school don’t know the difference of “your” and “you’re” but, hey, at least our girls bowling team won the state championship!
Boy1: wtddd where you from btc
Girl1: john glenn westland! ;)
Boy1: ah hell nah, when’s the last time y’all won a football game?
Girl1: idk :( those boys just need a little more support :(, can I make it up with some head? :(
Boy1: oh, you nasty rocket.
When a flyfisher brings you to what he claims as “real fishing” but strikes zero fishes.
-Gotta bring you for some real fishin’!
(Catches nothing)
-What a fishless John.
If you ever meet an Den John, don't hesitate, RUN! He will show off is weapons. Katana, guns and knives included- If you happened to be a jew, you should hide your family and friends cause Den John will gas anyone without hesitation.
Also, raising your arm makes you a Den John.
Julia don't look behind you, Den John is there-
Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from a stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!
Short for "beating someone ruthlessly for animal cruelty"
G: Hey Bob, you know what happedned to Jacksons roommate? He looks like he got hit by a car
Bob: Yeah, he came last night drunk to thier appartment and kicked Jacksons 6 months old kitty so he John Wicked his ass
G: Well deserved
When your friend sends a video of him jumping on a camera with no clothes on, exposing his bare ass and shaft of his cock
“God Dammit! My friend John Wicked me on my snapchat last night!”