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This is not a definition, it is a statement.
On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.
Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.
Thx 4 reading lol.
Jake: *walks over to Benjamin * yo Benjamin guess what I just touched their tits hehahehahehaheha🐬🐷🐽 * snort snort*
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅
Tits is a jail house slang term used to locate all drugs inside prison or any type of lockup.
"anybody know where I can get a fix on some tits?"
A replacement word for positive acknowledgments like: awesome, cool, sweet, gnarly, stellar, wicked, fuckin right!
Bro 1: I got a new tattoo of a monkey's butt hole around my belly button that's bending over with your face on it!
Bro 2: Tits!
Someone who exudes safe, fun, dad energy.
Jake is so excited about his propane grill, he’s such a tit.
Jay was watching Jennifer's big tits bounce around in her tiny bikini.