Bitch tits Von Claud is your best friend. Your homie. Your ride together die together. Your bffl. Your lover.
Oi shoka you’re my Bitch tits Von Claud
A woman whose boobs look like acorns.
Would you look at the squirrel tits on that woman.
A man that’s chest puebes simply look like Squirrel fur.
I went to go see cousin and soon notice he had very thick juicy Squirrel Tits.
A set of nipples that once aroused will grow to the size of a mini sausages.
Bro, I was making out with Gina this morning. I ate her tit clits for breakfast.
Usually common in elderly women. The buttocks needs to be sagging, resembling loose skin. There is a mole on each cheek which looks like nipples, giving the buttocks an uncanny resemblance to actual tits. Elderly women usually hide this.
"Yo, did you hear about Queen Elizabeth's butt tits?" asked Jon
"No, why?" replies Austin
"She has been keeping them hidden from the public for years!" Jon exclaims.
Like tip toeing, but with tits.
Keeping quiet about an affair.
Many people who engage in affairs have a habit of tit toeing.
Also see Lazy Susan's
Lazy tits, tits that have given up the fight against gravity
They now slop down your ribs like a snail trail
The nipple residing at the most southern part of the snail trail representing the head of the snail
Bro 1: Jessica sent nudes, you should see these snail tits
Bro 2: That's actually a massive turn on for me