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THE GOAT, BEST 11YR OLD DISCORDIAN BETTER THAN ALL DISCORDIANS IN GENERAL, BEST DISCORD RAPPER BETTER THAN SINNED, ARRESTED HURI SHDW, KOZ, SATURN, SPIDEY, MAKI, NUT, WADDLE, SUCK, ROXXY, KORI, NIYAH, TENGEN, POKETWO, OWO, DM, BEST ESEXER OAT. THE GOAT IN GENERAL ALSO A CERTIFIED E RAPIST
King asta/astatardd the goat
A male that frequently spoils books, movies, tv shows, and news without concern or regard for others. They will often do so in person or through social media.
That spoiler king ruined the last Star Wars movie for me!
Your spoiler king best friend told me you were planning on proposing to me.
I’m going to unfriend you on Facebook because you are a spoiler king.
Someone (usually a celebrity), who drops spoilers and hints to their fanbase without people realising they were being spoiled. Only in hindsight, it becomes clear that placement of objects, melodies hummed etc. were spoilers. A true spoiler king.
So the guitar on his bed in his livestreams was a spoiler for his new show? What a spoiler king!
sannue is a women who as the strength of a 10000000 thousand pound man she is also monstrous
sannue king kong just picked deebo up
Yeah, it's probably going to be Samson next...
Harod "Shitshitshitshitshit...."
Guard "KING HAROD!"
Harod "AH! SHIT! Shitshitshit. Please tell me you killed it!"
Guard "I think we fucking got him bro!"
Harod "OOOH! OH! FUCK YEAH MY GUY! LET'S GO! THANK G- Oh wait... Who do I... Whatever. GREAT JOB!"
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Guard "Yeah, man! We fucking got his ass bro! Hahaha!"
Harod "Ooooooh shit... What a relief. Hey, so... He's dead right? Like... FOR SURE."
Guard "Dawg... You should have seen me stab that motherfucker like KYAAAAAH!!"
Harod "NO SHIT!?"
Guard "Yeah dawg, for real!"
Harod "Hohoho, you are the MAN for that! Was it, like, some kind of magic spear?"
Guard "Nah dawg, just like, my regular spear!"
Harod "That is awesome bro. Here, lemme... Lemme get that. Imma mount that on my wall. 'Spear of the God-Slayer' I'll call it."
Guard "Yooo! That is sick! Am I?"
Harod "You're damn right! You are the fucking MAN! This is awesome! Hey, get- Go grab everybody! We're having a party!"
Guard "Hell, yeah!"
*3 days later*
Guard "Um... King Harod?"
Harod "MY BOY! THE GOD-SLAYER! What is up my G?"
Guard "Um... I don't know how to tell you this but... It's gone..."
Harod 🤨 "What is?"
Guard "Uuuuuuh.... Shit.... I... The creature, man... The creature is gone. We took him down. Put him in a cave. Put a BOULDER in front of the cave. Boulder is gone. The guy is gone. I don't know what the fuck to tell you man... He's gone. It's gone."
Harod 😨
Guard "Yeah..."
Harod 😨
Guard "Yeah... I don't know happened. I talked to some of his guys and they said he went to his kingdom in heaven... He just... I donno... He just flew away or something man I donno..."
Harod 😱 "IT CAN FLY!? JESUS CHRIST! WHY DIDN'T IT DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE! WAY DID IT LET US KILL IT!?"
Guard "I... I don't fucking know man..."
Harod "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?"
Guard *Sigh* "I don't fucking know man..." 😔
Harod 😰
Guard "Yeah..."
Klam king is when your friend is being mean for no reason,
guy 1, Wow austin is such a klam king
guy 2, but its funny though
i told my friend that i like a girl he became a klam king and walked away