slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

Eye Slap

Eye slap... verb, to roll your eyes in disgust at someone

Some one rolls their eyes at you in disgust and you ask... Did you just eye slap me?