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Steve drank out of that can you pissed in, he thought it tasted like beer but spat it out once I told him it was your parnay water!
A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.
1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"
"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."
2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."
"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."
my mom smells like packaged boloney juice that comes with boloney.
mom, you smell like boloney water from the packages
What’s the freezing point of water?
69 degrees.
when you hover over someone and let your leaky shit water drip into their belly button
ok ill let you water basin if you let me chilidog
when you're addicted to the best drink in the world (the liquid that's keeping you alive)
Person 1: i'm addicted to water, i just need it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: careful bro you could overdrink and die, plus how is water delicious?
Person 1: it is, especially when you're dying of thirst.
Person 2: i think you have a water addiction.