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John

Oof plays a lot of football

Wow John is on the field.

by My ass is huge no homo June 13, 2020


John

A man who pays for sex is a "John"

That John in the red civic didn't pay me last time, go surprise that MF.

by Nugtron August 31, 2021


John

A cat in a mortal's form. Is convinced he is the God Prophet. Loves redheaded women but may also a manhoe when it comes to his boyfriends. Will stab you. May also be from Valencia #nohomo.

John:. It was a pleasure for you to experience my presence.
Person: That's a John all right.

by facilityhobbit February 23, 2022


John

Somebody you love but cant be with because it will ruin your friendship and loose everything you have with that person.

He’s my John, I cant do that”

by iloveujohn February 02, 2023


John

John

Guy: How is John doing
Guy2: good

by lebronjames’s “dic”tonary April 23, 2025


John

Man who’s hair is longer than his arms also a little guy

Have you seen John

Oh yeah he’s the guy w the short arms

by Daddywjhehdhd June 21, 2022


John

A John is a person who is very annoying and a person who always complains about something to someone. He is also very gay and always steals the chances you or your friend get.

Perhaps there is a John in your class who is the like this you can use it as
You: Dude that guys a JOHN!
Your Friend: Yeah Dude!

by Cryptic7509 November 15, 2022