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A friend, relative, or colleague who turns into an absolute liability after just a few drinks.
I would invite Jimmy to the party, but the guy's a total 3 Beer Problem.
A day where you ask your crush out on July 25th
Alex: Hey, isnt it July 25th?
Karen: Yeah it is, why?
Alex: Well its Ask your crush out day 3, will you go out with me?
The most deplorably, heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's "sister" and "mother" at the same time.
Now Virgil I'm gonner tell ya, last Saturday night was a real hum-dinger. Me and my sister Tootsie-Lou was "bumpin' nastys" all hot and heavy out in the barn and then come Maw bustin up in there like wildkat demon in heat and hollered "Woooooo Weeeeeee!!! I sho do want in on this here so don't y'all be stingy with the stank!!!"
Well lo and behold! There I was all up in the middle of my first Mississippi 3 Way!!! I figger I'm ready fer big city livin' now!!!!
There are hotly debated rules of odds. However by definition section three states that if said loser of odds manages to escape paying the price on two separate occasions, they are therefore granted a free pass.
Section 3 also states that if over one week has passed since the original game of odds, then the loser is also granted a pass.
"Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted to TJ's game of odds as she managed to evade the odds master on two separate occasions"
"TJ didn't have to shave her head because Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted"
When 3 beet farmers all pile onto each other and rub beets into their skin, always qat the beginning of a full moon.
What do you mean “3 layered beet cake”??? I’m not an animal, Shelia.
an odd but unique person who is very caring and sweet. he always checks up on people and makes sure they are ok. he also peaked immo 3 but he is also a really big liar. Other than that he's awesome sauce and a cool little buddy who hops over walls and has mommy issues.
stinka: omg jorge :3 show me your feet *cat face*