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Skyrim job

When a person gives a rimjob while that person is asleep, and when they get up, the person administering said rimjob would say: "you're finally awake".

Bob: Nancy gave me a skyrim job last night. I almost proposed.

Dan: Do it now, dude.

by Austin Powerz May 16, 2020


skyrim job

the act of licking one's finger and rubbing it along the edge of the cartilage of someone's ear. cooler than a wet willie.

I gave that bitch a skyrim job!

by Back Door Sloot April 30, 2012


Skyrim Job

The act of having a girl put her legs behind her head like a normal rim job, then lifting her in the air above you and eating out her ass.

She lost her fear of heights after I gave her a good skyrim job.

by Kewl Munky March 3, 2012


Skyrim job

1: Not an actual job in Skyrim
2: The act of hanging ones ass of the bed to have it eaten.

"Man she hung her ass of the bed..it was just floating there...so I had to give her a Skyrim job"

by Captainfabulouscockandballs December 3, 2013


tennis job

Cutting an X with a knife into a tennis ball then masterbait inside it.

First you start off as a beginner Tennis jobber. Then an intermediate Tennis jobber, but onto last and infamous " The Master Baller!" Horray Horray!!!

by LazyLarry27 May 1, 2021


Meat job

A meat job is a person that is one of 4 things: a nerd, a loner, a retard or an idiot.

Julius is such a meat job, he's been trying to push open that pull door for a solid minute”

by pusselicka June 13, 2023


Waffle-job

Someone who's only job in life is to waffle

Jake - Were you listening to Alex go on and on yesterday?
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.

by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020