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Not totally disgusted with your life the last few months due to the CO19 virus, but definitely not loving life.
I got the coronafunk bitch!
Drinks alot of bitter/hip NA beer and feels they are above Jesus. Always over 40 and deal with repressed homosexuality. They are better than you most of the time.
Screw those Nabeersnobs! Bunch of people drinking delicious appealing beverages without the side effects of donkey penis sucking hangovers.
The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.
A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.
Cutting an X with a knife into a tennis ball then masterbait inside it.
First you start off as a beginner Tennis jobber. Then an intermediate Tennis jobber, but onto last and infamous " The Master Baller!" Horray Horray!!!
Just not fair by some unwritten rule
Just not fair by some unwritten "GAY" rule.