Stick-Armour

Any sort of stick, club, or long object that may be used in self-defense to physically keep an aggressor at a safe distance when traditional body-armour is lacking. Stick-Armour is used exclusively as a self-defense tool, not a weapon.

"When you're walking down the street and get jumped, whip out your Stick-Armour!"
"Hector skipped a trip to the ER on account of his Stick-Armour."

pizza stick

A pizza stick but also Something that u call someone to insult them

Person 1: I hate u, Pizza stick
Person 2: IDEK WHAT THAT MEANS

swaggy stick

bestie yuhh

me: stick is so epic
jnogen idk: yessss
it forced me to say swaggy stick ok

Walking Stick Dick

That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after you’ve already taken Viagra.

My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.