Dank God refers to someone who wants to be reffered to as a faggot, but will not tell anyone that they are acyually gay.
Woah Dank God finally came out!
Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".
Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.
When you’re fucking the child’s mom really really good and she decides to say that she wants her son to be raised by you so you can teach her hoodrat son to fuck women good too
Please be my Son’s God Dad so he can fuck bitches silly and make him their God Dad
When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt
Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!
Masc: intellectual god
Fem: intellectual goddess
An ironic term used to describe someone of surprisingly inferior intelligence.
Hannah: Isn't Bangkok the capital of Asia?
Will: Hannah, you intellectual goddess! Do you want an award?
Wow charlie the shitty for honor guy is o shit pretending to be a god with the name the ledge god
Used by people that have some 'issues'. Can be used by anyone.
Bob: What you watchen?
Tom: 'help me god' Nothing, just uh um.. ANIME......