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X-box deaf

Cant hear anything while playing the X-box, he is x-box deaf

He ignored basically everyone, he was trapped in the zone of playing DayZ on the Xbox. He is x-box deaf

by MillieSus49 May 15, 2023


Police Box

When you stretched her box out in round one and go back in for round two and there's no traction anymore so it's like the TARDIS in Doctor Who: a box that's much bigger on the inside.

Jason: Sorry, honey, this isn't working. You've got a police box now.

Samantha: A police box?

Jason: Twat And Relative Dick In Snatch, and the relative size has changed a lot since fifteen minutes ago.

by nonuniqueusername February 14, 2023


Doggy box land

Doggy Box land is a term for Housing Estates with tiny blocks. Typical criteria is 2x2m backyard and ability to jump from roof to roof.

They live in a doggy box land. Can jump from roof to roof.

by Skamp. July 19, 2020


Do you know what to do with a box of bees?

This question tests if an adult male is a real man or not. A woman asks when assessing if an adult male is worth being in a romantic relationship with. If the guy says yes, he is a real man. If he is confused by the question, he is not worthy. If he says no but expresses interests in improving himself, don't write him off as a not-man yet. there is still hope

"Mike, do you know what to do with a box of bees? "

"uh, no?"

"then learn or go away. I only date REAL MEN."

by junebugistired April 24, 2020


Eating box

Jonah’s favorite thing to do, he takes pride in how much he loves it

Me: did you hit
Jonah: nah I was eating box all night

by Neveratethebox5 June 1, 2021


checker box

Casey’s moms dildo box

Casey: guys get out of the room.
Them: what? Do you think we’ll find your moms checker box?

by Checker box February 23, 2018


the dead box

The place in paintball where you go after you have been shot.

James is no use to us he is in the dead box

by arnold upperstartem June 19, 2014