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parnay water

urine, piss water

Steve drank out of that can you pissed in, he thought it tasted like beer but spat it out once I told him it was your parnay water!

by ic0nic January 14, 2010


Mom Water

A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.

1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"

"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."

2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."

"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."

by PaulKatt September 15, 2022


boloney water

my mom smells like packaged boloney juice that comes with boloney.

mom, you smell like boloney water from the packages

by stinky stink October 18, 2023


Closed Water

Kathleen

"Who's that cute blonde?"
"Oh, that's Closed Water"

by NOCKOLAS July 27, 2022


the freezing point of water

69 degrees.

What’s the freezing point of water?

69 degrees.

by Chance52 February 2, 2022


water basin

when you hover over someone and let your leaky shit water drip into their belly button

ok ill let you water basin if you let me chilidog

by TheGreatCreator October 11, 2024


Carol waters

Carol waters is a obese middle school teacher who a lot of kids hate but parents say she has the “heart of a old grandma” And she always looks like she’s sunburned

Carol waters is a bitch

by 00viporn00 December 24, 2022