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When your dad walks in while you're in the middle of getting forked by your mother in the arse.
Daddi: "Ah, (y/n) you're gettin forked again?"
(y/n): "Shayte! Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked!"
When your cousin is your dad in Mario cart
Damn Mason, you're my game daddy!
You're too slow, daddy.
the only living man who actually pulls hoes in crocs
I can’t believe daddy crocs
dropped another girls panties in crocs
An involuntarily absent father who is only contacted when the mother needs money for shoes
He didn't want to be a shoe daddy and just pay child support so he filed for custody of his children.
Usually referred to McNicholas students who are given everything by their father's. These people have no idea how the real world works and will soon learn that not even Daddy can win football games for them.
"Let's take football pictures by a 2024 Ford Bronco".
"But that car doesn't even look cool".
"I know but it's expensive and it's Daddy's Money anyway".
Definitely the prettiest person on Earth. This person has pretty bangs, a tiny, cute nose, and long, humpable legs. Those humplable legs are MINE and they belong to me and only me, for me to hump them aggressively. Oh, and this person happens to have a odd soft spot for my feet. They absolutely love to vore me, and their favorite thing about me is probably my fat, juicy ass.
"DADDY LEE~" Or "LEE SUS BALZ"