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When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit
Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Deck” last night, it was crazy.
a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much
I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.
When you're fucking a bitch with a colostomy bag and you spank her too hard, causing it to explode all over your hand. In your rage, you open-palm slap her right in the face
Wayne: Why does it look like there's Taco Bell ground meat all over your bed?
Damon: I gave that bitch the poop bag supreme, that's why.
The act of shoving your index finger into a infants rectum instead of checking their anus for poop.
They really had to poop the baby?
The result of anal sex if your partner didn't take a dump before hand; the poop straw is that string of feces that tends to get lodged in the urethra during the act, and comes out when squeezed by hand after the act
All that emo girl had for dinner was a Monster and a bag of Hot Cheetos before she gave me the Poop Straw, my penis still burns
The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.
Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.
the real legal name of amber heard the girl who poos on beds
we have johnny depp the godly jack sparrows versus the poop girl