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Put the wenis-to-da-penis mothafuckah. Lmao..tf is wrong with me...
The term you use when you dont know what to do with your life and you waste your time making this dumb definition. Mostly used by Martin Luther King Jr. , this is to represent your dumb and over appreciated wife/ friend.
"Mrs. Obama was my Cyborg Nigga Penis"
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A light hearted request for an anxious dude to calm down
You big G! Why are you throwing tins of pineapple chunks at the neighbours pet racoons! Chill you're penis big G!
Contrary to the seemingly magnetic attraction of vaginas during scissoring, an eternal dick pendulum occurs through magnetic repulsion when attempting to "make the penises kiss."
You know why you rarely see tip tapping? The eternal penis pendulum effect.
A penis that is not spread around too thinly.
A penis that shared with very few.
A penis that is used regularly and quite well with minimal partners.
I miss hanging out with Josh so much. That man has the most low milage penis of anyone I've ever been with!
A type of scissoring that involves both a male and female while the male is still not erect.
The man was brutal penis shoveling the woman's hole.
When an Alabama Hot Pocket is crafted, and is then readily inserted into the urethra of another man’s penis.
Dude 1: Yo, I just made an Alabama Hot Pocket with Graham’s shit. It’s so tender.
Dude 2: OMG!!! holy shit dude we should totally try that Alaskan Penis Fuck thing, and shove that shit in my urethra tonight you slutbag.