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Steve drank out of that can you pissed in, he thought it tasted like beer but spat it out once I told him it was your parnay water!
A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.
1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"
"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."
2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."
"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."
my mom smells like packaged boloney juice that comes with boloney.
mom, you smell like boloney water from the packages
The only winners of CJ Bikkurim
They go around all day in coordinated outfits squirting kids with water guns and telling you to drink water on the hottest, most active day of the summer.
If a kid dies from dehydration or something it’s their fault. Luckily that never happens though so water maintenance always wins, except for the year they accidentally ruined green teams plaque.
Everyone wants to be water maintenance as water maintenance is loved by all whether they are telling you to drink water or preforming their iconic interpretive dance at the end of the day.
Whenever they pass remember to drink water and chant, “Water Maintnence” either the accompanying hand motions (make a w then an m with your hands)
Look water Maintnence is coming by
“WATER MAINTNENCE *clap clap Clap clap clap* WATER MAINTNENCE *clap clap. Clap clap clap”
Water maintenance is the only real winner of bikkurim
When I’m a counselor I wanna be water Maintnence
WFS Club is a group of a group of 4th grade mermaids saving the world with friendship and books
The Water Fire Saga club is freaking LIT!
Toilet water is the water that splash’s your balls after you take a fat shit.
“God damn it! The toilet water splashed my balls!”
When you drink too much water because you're high and your stomach hurts.
Man, that weed made me thirsty and I drank too much and now I have water tummy.