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March 17th
two days after the Ides of March
In america this Holiday is a.k.a. the "Wearin o' the Green" day.
It's a day for parades that celebrate Ireland or being of Irish heritage.
Some pubs dye ther beer or anything else green with food coloring. It is too bad because Certain foods, like eggs, when dyed green, look incredibly puke-inducing.
see cinco de mayo
This Beer tastes good, (hiccup) let's just hope Erin goes bra-less!
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Saint Joseph, Missouri is where the Pony Express originated and Jessie James once roamed and robbed, was shot and killed. It was also the last major trading post before people continued into the Wild West so this is where people would leave members of the family that were mentally handicapped or disabled in some way. This resulted in the weak gene pool that exists in the city today.
Also home of the armpit of America. Shithole of Missouri, overran by tweakers and sluts that hoe themselves out for dope.
Don't visit Saint Joseph, Missouri, they will trap you and force you to help expand the gene pool.
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The school that you should honestly invite to your parties. Actual models go to this school because most of these girls are dead so pretty. Their Cheerleading team is so elite like your school could never top them. Transfer her cause all the girls are surprising welcoming and this school is just filled with a bunch of bad bitches.
Saint Catherine’s academy girls will always throw it back one day and Will know how to act in school the next day
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When one deffacates into a females mouth thus causing the female to gag from all the shit going down her throat. The shit sliding down the side of the mouth and, mixed with throw up gives it the effect as if though lava is flowing out of an erupted volcano.
When my girlfriend pissed me off I gave her a Mt. Saint Helen. She shut the fuck up real quick!!
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A kindergarden through 8th grade school. Private school that many kids hate going to.
this is school is known as a hell hole too.
horrible, bad, devestating, WORST THING EVER.
"Did you really go to saint bridget's school for school?"
"yep."
"wow your life must have been hell."
"yes. yes it was."
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An incredibly annoying time when Americans forget that they're American and run around trying desperately to out-Irish each other with needlessly gaudy green clothing exacerbated by their all-too-often overweight frames. This time is made all the worse by the perceived need to drink as much imitation Guiness, vomit on aforementioned green clothing then try to kiss strangers and get punched for your trouble.
"Kiss me, I'm Irish and it's Saint Patrick's Day". "You're still fat and ugly, so the answer's still No".
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According to the great Theo, men use St. Pat's day as an excuse to touch women who aren't wearing green.
Guy: looks like you arent wearing green, its saint patricks day! *pinches breasts*
Girl: Ahh you caught me
Guy (inside): =) =) =) VICTORY!
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