7/11

All night convenience store.

"7/11 might not always have business, but they're aaaaalways open."

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7-up

1)clear, lemon-lime soda, sometimes used to settle the stomach
2)a game (usually played in grade school classrooms) in which there are 7 people "up" in front and who must silently walk around room pushing down the thumbs of those remaining in their seats with their heads down and sticking up thier thumb. Those whose thumbs are down must then guess who pushed said thumb.

1) I drank six 7-ups earlier, and i think i'm going to yak.
2) Our game of 7-up had to be called off because Billy had on his x-ray glasses.

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2 and 7

A person who only has the songs "The Cave" and "Little Lion Man" by Mumford and Sons (Tracks 2 and 7), but claims to be a huge fan.

2 and 7 guy: "I love Mumford and Sons! They are the greatest band ever!"
Real Mumford and Sons Fan: "I know! After the Storm is a work of genius! What's your favorite song?"
2 and 7 guy: "Well, I only know The Cave and Little Lion Man..."
Real Mumford and Sons Fan: "You're such a 2 and 7!"

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roll a 7

Same as "throwing a 7". In craps, this is when you are finished, or "crap out". Synonymous with dying. When someone rolls a 7, they are dead.

Hey bud- keep eating gravy at this rate, and you will certainly roll a 7.

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24/7

24 hours a day
7 days a week

God-damnit Helen, all you do is talk about Steve 24/7.

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iOS 7

What happens when an apple attempts to behave like an awesome little green robot.

Person 1: See that hipster green apple over there? It is so iOS 7.
Person 2: Agreed. It's a complete failure at being a robot. It should just try and stay an apple, rather than trying to be something it could never be.

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August 7

If your born on August 7 you’re immaculate beautiful gorgeous amazing and your friends probably get jealous of you because of how beautiful you are

Hey bro you see her
Yeah she was born on August 7

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