Phase 2

After you smoke some weed, you get a little giddy. Then Phase 2 comes and you get completely stoned and start really feeling baked.

Dude are you high?

A little bit, I'm waiting for phase 2.

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2 August

Weirdest funniest person your will ever meet

What is there birthday 🎂 2 August

That explains it

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2 Faced

Someone who has 2 Faces.
Someone who pretends to be your friend and then does everything to make your life a living HELL.
Everyone who says what they think to KOE.
Also,everyone who tells a girl she's pretty when she's ugly,thats also being a hypocrit and 2 faced.

Random French Person: Fuck off, when you talk with someone, im not ur friends who got 15 or 14 years old ya know? U can talk with my litle bro, dont talk with ME. Don't be 2 Faced.

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Clerks 2

The funniest fucking movie ever!!!!!!!!

Yo i saw clerks 2 the other day it was fucking hilarious

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Sims 2

The Sims 2 is the sequel to the sims. It's a computer game with little people who you control and can either make them happy or depressed.

Girl: I am so bored, i want a fun pc game
Boy: Try Sims 2 - it rocks

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C^2

(C-squared) To cut off a right angle on a path.

For instance, you may be walking from point A to point B to point C which resembles an L shape. To C^2 that, you walk straight from point A to point C, which makes a diagnol line, or the third side of a right triangle.

Suppose the distance from Point A to Point B is 10 feet.
Suppose the distance from Point B to point C is 8 feet.
Suppose the distance from Point A to Point C is 12 feet.
-this would make a right triangle
-it is shorter to walk 12 feet from POINT A TO POINT C, rather than walking 18 feet, from Point A TO POINT B TO POINT C...

You just C SQUARED THAT SHIT!

John needed to walk in the quads, so instead of taking the rectangular path, he cut across the middle and C^2 that shit!

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2-4

When you get in trouble at Hyde School, you go "out to work" or on 2-4 where you spend all day doing manual labor and community service to "think" about what you made a mistake about. You get shit on by all faculty and are looked down upon by the head of school. Students in deans area "proctor" the students on 2-4 even if they are breaking ethics but just aren't getting caught. You have to sit at a different table than everyone, you can't talk to anyone, and you have these awful bootcamp workouts you have to do. And then you have a 3.5 hour "study hall" thats also proctored where kids dont do shit.

"Why you on 2-4?"
"I had brothers keeper on Eliza smoking a cig..."

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