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Trevor asked his friends to leave the room so that he could begin shakin' the can to some gay porn.
When you show up to the party with tiny Heineken cans, your new name becomes "Tiny Cans"
Hey Tiny Cans! Drink some regular sized beer!
A rather large, overweight person wearing a coat or jacket too small for him/her.
Harold went to go buy a coat and when he went to try it on, someone told him he was a Canned Sardine.
Canned Coochie is Cheap Coochie also Just Coochie in a Can.
ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET
"I like Canned Coochie."
"Really? Same."
"HANNAH SWEETY LISTEN TO ME."
Canned coochie for those ugly mistakes
If you buy canned coochie you got a shrimp.
He is the stupidest guy you'll ever meet. He's funny and disciplined, especially when it comes to the gym. He slacks sometimes and is almost always nonchalant about everything. He cares... but only if you matter to him :) He also lacks functioning brain cells but manages to pull the baddest bitch in the planet. His girlfriend is so beautiful and smart that she carries the brain cells for both of them in the relationship. In exchange for her good qualities, he showers her with unconditional love and affection (and yummy kisses too).
Can Fu is daddy <3
A beverage can that has been open for days and may or may not have a bug in it. You can't see into the can to get a clear answer, therefore the can simultaneously does and doesn't have a bug in it until you pour out the whole thing and see for yourself.
"I wouldn't drink that, man. It's been out for a while. It's a real Schrödinger's can at this point."