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a fruity don/pedophile who sends videos of him squeezing bed sheets to turn on little girls, kind hearted man and one thing he loves to express is that he is 110% gay
benjamin strachan is a fruity don
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A giant pile of shit, deadbeat, someone to avoid at all costs, see: fuckboi
Hey, do you like that guy? Hell nah, I don’t fuck with Benjamin Johnsons
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its me, lol
"hey you know benjamin patrick bohm"
"nah lol"
When an individual seems to age backwards and becomes less mature over time.
Most common amongst teenage girls.
Laura in 2007: I think I'm gonna stay home and study for the test next week
Laura in 2008: I don't give a shit about school, let's go out and get wasted!
Laura in 2009: Wohoo, let's go to Disneyland!
Guy 1: Damn. It seems like Laura is getting dumber and dumber every day.
Guy 2: Yeah. It's the Benjamin Button Effect
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Commonly called "the apostle Paul". A man who persecuted the original followers of Yahshua(erroneously called "Jesus")
ACTS 7:59 And they stoned Stephen...
ACTS 8:1 Now Saul was consenting to his death.
Paul never saw Yahshua in the flesh, but, claimed to see Him in a vision.
ACTS 9:1-5.
When He could not kill all the Disciples of Yahshua, he decided to destroy their religion by promoting the Jewish sect as a renamed form of Roman Mithraism, thereby satisfying both the Jewish High Priest and the Roman government.
Yahshua said, "I have come in My Father's Name (Yah), and you did not recieve Me; if another comes in his own name, him you will recieve."
Was Yahshua referring to Saul Paul Benjamin, founder of "Christianity"?
The letters (which are also numbers) that spell "Saul Paul Benjamin" in Hebrew add up to 616, the original rendering of REVELATION 13:18 (not 666).
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An affliction of the male genitalia that causes your penis to shrink with age.
Damn, Daniel sure has a Benjamin Button dick, doesn't he?
PATIENT: Sir, what's wrong with my penis?
DOCTOR: I'm sorry, but it seems you have a Benjamin Button dick.
When someone looks way too old for their age, possibly because of long term drug abuse or some other form of hard living. The term was first used on a Kanye West blog entry, where he described his older looking appearance on the cover of a magazine. The term has since been mostly used on dlisted.com to describe celebrities who look ridiculously old for their age.
Damn, Jenny and I are the same age but she looks at least 10 years older than me. That's some Benjamin Button's shit right there.
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