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biscuit rule

The modern family rule where a divorced, single, or unremarried parent isn't allowed to date anyone that isn't at least 15 minutes older than their first natural born child.
It's called the "Biscuit Rule" because 15 minutes is also the average time it takes to properly bake a biscuit. The rule exists to prevent the single/divorced parent from embarrassing their kids by ever making them say they're older than a prospective step-parent.

My daughter's college roommate asked me to a movie, but, because she's younger than my daughter, I had to comply with the 'biscuit rule'.

by Kraven Moreheade December 28, 2019


cinnamon biscuit

A cinnamon biscuit is when in the middle of sex with a partner, you throw cinnamon in their face, and then surprise them with anal sex while they are distracted.

I totally cinnamon biscuited this chick last night and now she won't call me back, but it was amazing, like banging a Christmas cookie.

by DogsWithPocketSand November 11, 2017


Groovy biscuit

A very tasty biscuit that masons enjoy . Normally in a lunch box the groovy biscuit is from Aldi or other British super markets.
The biscuit is a chocolate biscuit with caramel in the middle and little smartie like things on top .

Alfie:hey mason what you eating there.
Mason:my groovy biscuit

by Masons mum November 17, 2019


jessie biscuit

jessie biscuit refers to the way a woman holds her hand bag, primarily the bag should be of the short handled type and is held by one arm near the crux of the elbow with the arm and forearm pointing in the general direction of travel. It can also refer to a man holding a bag, for example a laptop bag, again held by one arm through the handles near the elbow.
This term is used in Glasgow, Scotland and was first uttered in the town of Castlemilk.

Look at wee jessie biscuit coming with her bag.
Mike looks a right wee Jessie Biscuit with that bag on his arm.

by ScottishEgit June 03, 2018


Naughty biscuit

Sexy bitches who love sex with butter.

Fuck me with I can't believe it's not butter now.... I love to naughty biscuit.

by Ticklemeelmo May 01, 2014


Kathy Biscuits

kathy biscuits are delectable treats made by anyone named kathy. Quite favorable among weinerbutt nelsons. Some say they taste like waka flocka.

Maybe she'll bring kathy biscuits." "Those kathy biscuits gave me the skitters.

by crankdatbur December 07, 2010


Butthole Biscuit

Another name for a bagel, a traditional Jewish baked good. Named so because of it's visual similarity to a butthole.

Frank went down to Einstein's to get the office some coffee and butthole biscuits.

by Koli the Word Smith October 31, 2014