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During Covid restrictions that required bars to sell food with any alcoholic beverage, it is the pizza you need to order even if you just had dinner -- hence it becomes planned breakfast pizza.
"You need to order food with that drink. All we have left is a slice of pizza."
"Yes! Breakfast pizza! Box it to go, please."
The veritable breakfast of champions which consists solely of a cigarette with coffee and/or hard liquor.
No way this playa getting though No Nut November without a Spartacus Breakfast each morning.
Matt slept over last night and we had breakfast cookies at sunrise.
When a guy goes down on a girl when she's on her period and comes up looking like a leopard who's just feasted.
Dude, last night was great he ate me out and came up looking like a Leopards Breakfast
When you are a server or a barista, a sure sign that you are not going to get tipped.
Server: That will be five complicated lattes, a bagel toasted at exactly 185 degrees, and 8 ounces of cold soy milk over chocolate ice cubes. That'll be 15.50.
Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.
Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.
When you wake up breakfast is usually the first thing you are fed but now you are fed bad news about the world which is the first thing your mind is fed and gives you no motivation which breakfast does
Iscolation is leaving people traumatised for breakfast
A combo move in the bedroom that includes performing the houdini and then finishing off with a jelly donut
She kept complaining that I never cook so during our saturday morning bang i faked my load then blasted her face and punched her in the nose; "enjoy your Magic Breakfast babe".