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When luge gives you lemons, you make kids and brownies.
We gonna be Bryan and Rachael today?
Has a big ol’ hairy wide booty hole with a shlong peepee
Tyler: much butthole room for my peepee
Krystal: Yas bc I’m Krystal Bryan
Tyler: wow much room for my peepee
Krystal: yas it’s because I’m Krystal Bryan
bryan sanchez is the best person u can ever meet. he has a great sense of humor and gives the best hugs. his smile can light up anything in the blink of an eye. he can be mean but if he cares he will have a soft spot and joke around. hes the best person ive met. hes perfect. - bryan if u see this ily( from m<3)
FAIL AT LIFE... 'nuf said
pull your fucking pants up Big Bryan
The act of taking an enormous bite of something.
When you're tongue-punching her asshole while she's wearing her favorite furry platypus costume.
She said that she was feeling adventurous, so I'm headed to her place to pull a Bryan Scott on her.