Left Turn

1Rotating 90 degrees counterclockwise from your point of origin
2The act of: After getting to first base (Kissing), moving closer to second base
3Definition 1, in a car, requiring the passing through of many additional lanes of traffic-90% of professional racing, the source of 18% of all profanity.

1 I was about to walk into Canada, so I made and left turn went east, towards Oregon, as fast as I could, Eh?

2 Dude, I was making out with this girl at a party, but when I tried to make a left turn, she bitch-slapped me!

3 I was driving to McDonalds, and I made a left turn. I was fucking hit THREE times before I could get my Big Mac!

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judy in the left

an expression used in public or mixed company to indicate that you have a booger hanging out your left nostril - see also henry in the right

Sheila: "Oh Tara, you have a judy in the left..."

Tara: "Thanks for letting me know. I'll take care of her."

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left nut

the left testicle

a left wing screwball

anyone on the political left

Those left nuts sure are radical insane extremists and they sure do like to suck eachother's left nut.

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Left Arm

Antonym of Right Arm. Means discord, discontent, and disagreement.

I swing at you with my Left Arm, and we'll go through a fight or two! No harm, no harm!

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Left lane

The lane that is always under attack

"Attack left lane!"

"Left tower is under attack!"

"Left tower has been destroyed."

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Left-Squeezed

Missing a green left-turn arrow because you are blocked from entering the left turn lane by stacked traffic at a stoplight.

I got Left-Squeezed because the spaced-out douche in the Camry wouldn't move up enough for me to squeeze my rig into the turn lane.

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left angle

Typical Knot

Not par for the course

Scenic Route

Unusual

Different

Person 1 "Hey make sure you capture the shot from the right angle."

Person 2 " Psh, everyone chooses the right angle; I'm going to shoot it from the left angle."

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