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A Californian's response to the "Stop" sign.
The California Roller slows down slightly while rolling through an intersection as an acknowledgement that the local Department of Public Safety has gone to the expense and trouble of placing a traffic control sign or blinking red light there.
"No California Rolls at the stop sign - you must come to a complete stop." (as donated to the UD by my wife, the driving coach)
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When a person becomes obsessed about their appearance and whats happening in Hollywood...
People suffering from California Syndrome are usually: white, rich, and good looking.
My Super Sweet Sixteen, Laguna Beach, and The OC are the three leading causes of California Syndrome
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putting your peace sign up..
then your index down
dude.. that beezy deserved the california hello...
be mad doggin you
drinkin the haterade
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The nicest girl u'll ever meet. She may act like a bully but is just messing with you. She is sometimes brunette and pretty short. Dani California, or Danica, is so beautiful, she looks like a goddess. Her smile can make a whole room light up. She is one of those people who if u piss her off, u better be quick to apologize and make her feel good. If you have one in ur life, please capture her and love her forever. She needs it.
"OMG! THATS A DANI CALIFORNIA!"
"She lets me call her 'Dani' or 'Danica'."
"Dude, she is... extraordinary."
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Another word for cocaine.
My partner in crime got me a bag full of California cornflakes for breakfast.
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Is a large town past Livermore down in the valley over the Altamount. People who live there say they're from the Bay Area when realistically they're part of the Central Valley along with Stockton, Modesto and Manteca. You will know when you have entered Tracy because of the smell of cow manuer in the air coming through the vents of your car. People who don't live in Tracy mainly go there for the outlet or Sonic's because theres no Sonic's anywhere in the Bay.
The teens and some 20somethings act "gangster" and believe they were from Oakland when they were born there in Cow Town. The people here are diverse but not as diverse as the Bay Area. The majority nationality is Mexican, then White, the Asian, then Black and the rest.
There isn't anything to do in Tracy but go out to eat, shop and hang around. Its common in Tracy to see kids waving signs, thats because they are pointing to the houses/model homes for sale.
So stop by Tracy off of the freeway from Livermore and get some Sonics.
Lets go to Tracy california to buy Sonics and park on lawns.
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A dinky town in northern California that dares to call itself a city. Half the residents have lost half their teeth, and many of those are tweekers of some sort. The high school isn't even in the same town, and the sports teams except the fantabulous girls' basketball team are losers. The city has NOTHING. There is no waterpark. There is no amusement park. There is one movie theater that gets its flix a month later. It is in the middle of NO DAMN WHERE and driving 25 miles to the big city of the county, where things actually happen, is considered having to drive a looong way. Clearlake is ridiculously far from San Francisco. It's exactly the place you can not wait to leave.
Yup. This here's Clearlake, California fer ya. Don't go in that there lake either. It ain't clear.
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