Random
Source Code
Random
The act of skipping work because you can't find any clothes that fit properly.
"Hey, why didn't Jess show up for that section meeting today?"
"She's got some PMS bloat, so she's calling in fat"
11👍 2👎
I was mad horny, so I gave my boyfriend a booty call.
4054👍 2048👎
A Bro Call is the call of a bro in need of a VERY IMPORTANT favor or help. Every bro gets one Bro Call for each bro.
That means that he can only use one Bro Call on a bro, and his bro must respond to it UNLESS they have something that is equally or even more important than their bro's Bro Call.
If a person has already requested a Bro Call from a bro, he can ask for one more Bro Call from the same person. If that same person accepts the request, he gets an extra Bro Call. This can repeat as many times as that person accepts.
#1; "I really, REALLY need a ride to the mall."
#2; "Is that a Bro Call?"
#1; "Yeah.. I really need to get a birthday present for my girlfriend but I have no ride."
#2; "Alright. I'll take ya."
34👍 11👎
Believe it or not this actually results in murder. Some people honestly have a weakness to names and are physically hurt by them. People will not only be willing to hurt you, but willing to eventually kill you if you continue to call them names and/or say stuff about them.
This comes from the aspect of pride where you shouldn't tolerate things people do to you that you don't like. But when there goal is obviously just to make you mad, by getting mad it gives them what they want. The only way your gonna let some words bother you that much is if you have low self esteem
Now last time I checked the only force that words have come from the air pressure that leaves your mouth. How badly you let names bother you is YOUR fault. There is no command someone can say that will make you automatically attack them against your will. People seriously try to justify attacking somebody or vandalizing there property, or even irrelevant violence because they were called names.
When are people gonna realize that it's not what they call you it's what you answer to?
Name calling is involved in 67% of murders in the United States
97👍 39👎
A person who believes that he knows everything about the military just because he plays a lot of call of duty games.
"I'm telling you, people in the army do 360 quick-scopes with a sniper."
"Shut up you call of dutist"
29👍 9👎
Any brand of liquor that a customer must ask for by name in a restaurant or bar, instead of the more generic and less expensive house brand.
"Call for another round of Captain and Coke." Here the person is directing someone to order them a rum and Coke, and is asking for Captain Morgan Spiced Rum (the Call Brand) instead of the less expensive Well Brand kept under the counter.
24👍 7👎
Sound made, usually by a woman, during the act of fellatio when the penis is repeatedly crammed deep into the throat.
Dude 1: How did your date with the hot chick from marketing go?
Dude 2: It was awesome! She practiced her Duck Call on me!
31👍 11👎