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The worst excuse for camping known to human-kind. Spoiled brats pack up their satellite tv, pre-marinated steaks, and all that other jizz that they "need" to go camping. They then sit all day in the RV and don't even enjoy nature like a real man.
Real outdoorsman: hey dude, let's go tent camping in the middle of the canadian wilderness. we can grow beards, fish, and check out some awesome scenery!
RV camper: Nah, I'm gonna go RV camping with my buddies, we are gonna drink cold beers, Sit inside all day, and watch the outdoor channel on our new satellite tv.
Real outdoorsman: Screw you, I'm going to enjoy life the right way
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All boys camp that sounds kinda gay but is actually wicked sweet because i dont have to shower at all the entire stay.
Dude, you smell bad. Have you been to Lawrence?
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When some one wishes to run the campsite with an iron fist like at a concentration camp.
Chris, what the fuck, i just cleaned all the dishes. Your such a camp nazi!
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A camp in Monkton, Maryland where children grow to be free spirited, compassionate human beings. Complete with sharktopi and leprechauns, Nature Camp teaches children of all ages to macreme, play initiatives, and swing on big swings. Strong friendships are formed and many fall in love due to the magic encompassing Nature Camp.
Person 1: Hey, what are you doing this summer?
Person 2: I'm going to Nature Camp.
Person 1: OMG it's seriously called 'Nature Camp'?
Person 2: I love Nature Camp.
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Some say it is the best place on Earth.
It is a place where every summer, a group of like minded, geeky and goofy kids with instuments all migrate to a common place to spend a week or two (three if you're serious) playing their instuments with each other. It is also a place where it's OK to wear your glasses instead of contacts.
The first time I ever went to summer camp, I went to BAND CAMP! And shall continue to do so....
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An all girls camp where a large number of girls go and frolic together in Tennessee. They do things such as: Skinny Dip, weight-lifting, canoe races, and spooning.
Kim: I went to Camp Monterey!
Jim: Isnt that where all the lesbians go?
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Camp Morasha is a modern-Orthodox Jewish summer camp in PA. Morasha is the best camp in the whole world! Everyone who goes there loves it (and if they say they hate it then they just don't realize how amazing it is). The kids who go to Morasha are the most amazing people ever! None of them are mean or jappy and everybody loves each other. Camp Morasha is the best summer camp around. COME TO CAMP MORASHA! <3
Jordan: I'm not going back to Morasha; I decided that Lavi is better.
Pammy: How can you say that? Morasha is the best camp in the whole entire world! Just think about how Morasha is a better camp than Lavi or Seneca or any other camp.
Jordan: Yeah, you're right. I'm gonna go back to Camp Morasha! Woohoo!
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