Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the differnce between a shiny red Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I do not have a shiny red Corvette in my garage.

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The Lonesome Crowded West

An album by modest mouse that is way better than their new commerical garbage

Dude, I used to suck, but then I listened to The Lonesome Crowded West

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Mopo

Mopo = Pants + Stamps

Dude, your Stamps Pants are so mopo

0611

Insult refering to the Course Selection code for M.O.V.E., a special-ed class worth 15 credits.

Stop drooling over yourself. Your such a 6-11!

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Camp Lawrence

All boys camp that sounds kinda gay but is actually wicked sweet because i dont have to shower at all the entire stay.

Dude, you smell bad. Have you been to Lawrence?

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Southborough

Small and wealthy suburb of Boston, home to the 17th public library built in the United States. Also, boring as all hell.

Let's see if our parrents will pay for us to go see a movie or something because this town is so boring.

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PSP

PlayStation Portable - Possibly the best invention ever. Powered by love.

D-Row hasnt spoken to me or anyone else since he got his PSP

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