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The worst fucking place in the god damn mother fucking bitch titty world we got here. Its so fucking terrible no one ever wants to fucking be here. Its like fuckin 1000000000000000x worse than any other fuckin school. There are no fuckin cool people here, even though they think they're cool, but they're just fucking faggot ass mother fuckers. No one here knows what being cool means bruh, like holy shit they're fucking annoying ass retarded ass fuckin niggas over here G. Never fukcin pull up. And if you here already, practice your pull out game.
"Catholic Central High School" is fucking terrible.
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Naperville is 30 miles southwest of Chicago. Recently it was called the Best Suburb to raise kids. We have a population of 135,000. The poor kids (those families who make less than $150,000) attend Naperville Central, the oldest high school out of four in the city.
A school dichotomized by two major factions -- nerds/aspiring students and the rest of the OC-wannabe/stoner class. Central is also paradoxical in many forms.
Case-in-points:
1) Naperville Central had 26 National Merit Semi-Finalists this year. It also expelled 12 kids last year.
2) Naperville Central is home to a kid who WON the National Merit Scholarship with a 240 on the PSAT, and got 5's on the AP Calculus BC and AP US History exams -- despite the fact that he was stoned during all three tests.
3) Often a locus for great athleticism, Central routinely succeeds in football and aquatic sports. One of its star swimmers -- who won a full scholarship to Northwestern University -- was kicked out of the Olympic trials for being stoned.
4) We are allowed to go off-campus for lunch, but prohibitted from bringing our food back.
5) We have one of the wealthiest districts in the state of Illinois, yet our school is structurally unsound and is home to thousands of cockroaches that are at least 3 cm long.
6) Finally, Central is horribly over-crowded. If even half of the senior class decided to take the bus to school one morning or stay at school for lunch, we would have both a transportation and food shortage. We also have the lowest student-to-rest-facility ratio in the city of Naperville.
Our motto is the Redhawks.
We are home to a kid who is allergic to the sun and a stolen mummy.
Naperville Central High School is a raucous concrete jungle, but I will miss it -- not.
I love the smell of asbestos in Naperville Central High School.
At Naperville Central High School, it will not be uncommon to announce the winner of a national award, or a 36 ACT, and have the fire alarm pulled in the same day.
At Naperville Central High School, I saw many preppy kids, interspersed with nerds and stoners.
I swam over a tampon at the Naperville Central High School pool.
The grafitti in the Naperville Central High School restroom indicates that our school is filled with many preppy, Republican, closet Neo-Nazis.
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A school near Binghamton NY, the gayest school in the U.S gives way to much homework. Has girls who no one likes, who post to much on facebook. its also really cold... all the time
Hey let's blow up Greene central schools!!
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A Messy Ass School , With A Mean Principal Ms Knowles She Will Snatch Your Jacket N A Heartbeat , and With A Crazy Math Teacher Mr Turner & Big Lady Name Ms Leggett . This School Is Toe Up - Takiyah😂
They Girls Basketball Team Dope Though Especially Shontale And Takiyah Yeah Central Middle School
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Busiest SkyTrain station in Surrey. Many bus routes branch off from here. Located next to Simon Fraser University's Surrey campus and the Central City shopping centre.
Surrey Central is the station anti-SkyTrain people cite a lot. They claim that the shaded areas under the transit guideway is the reason for crime and drug use. What the fuck?
Surrey Central Station has a lot of drug and crime issues. Street level LRT will solve that!
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Welcome to the school of cliques. You have the gays, the bland rich white kids, the ghetto kids, and a few groups with all of these. The one thing everyone has in common is that everyone knows at least one drug dealer. The teachers either don't care or care way too much. One of them is even a communist! Also unless you're in one of the mixed groups there's a decent chance everyone hates each other.
Person 1: hey, who's your dealer?
Person 2: this rich kid who goes to westerville central high school
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a.k.a. "The Jungle"; located in scenic Madison, Mississippi, offers public school education at its finest. Led by disillusioned administrators with a fear of defeat, Madison Central can offer the kind of win or drop-out atmostphere that any true competitor looks for on his way to community college. Insubordination is not tolerated in "The Jungle," and Madison Central offers a number of wonderful In-School and After-school detention programs for any unruly "Jaguars."
Recently all Madison Central High School students were assigned ID numbers.
The Varsity athletes were allowed to have their numbers tattooed on the arm of their choosing, so as not to interfere with any intravenus steroid use.
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