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an act of showing one's testicles by pulling them up over one's boxers, shorts, etc. and leaving them there to hang and parade them around to people. Thus, with only the testicles showing, and the lack of blood flow to the scrotum, they actually look like a dog chew toy.
"i whipped out the dog chew toy on my sleeping roomate after slapping him in the face."
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When one sucks on a Clitoris until it becomes a thick gooey wad like bubble gum.
I'm the type of girl you wanna chew on my bubble gum!
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What a dog is thinking about when you either don’t feed him or mistreat him as well as being a creative alternative to the worn phrase, ‘rip you a new asshole.’
It was hard to imagine that this pathetic mongrel was imagining how he would chew you a new asshole as you sat there ignoring all of his canine needs.
when someone says something ignorant you would say chew my gat
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One, usually of the female variety, who ain't good-lookin.
"Here Davro, what's the matter with yer missus. She looks like a pit bull chewing a wasp!"
"Nah, she just fell out of the ugly tree!"
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A line ORIGINALLY from the BEATLES song "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band".
LINDA: How about if I coo coo ca chew on your Polish Sausage?
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Per author Bill Bryson, in Australia, a Chew 'n Spew is a roadside enterprise that offers both gas and dining. Thus, you can "chew" your food, and "spew" gas into your car.
"G'day mate. I've got a bit of a rumble in my tummy. I stopped at a chew 'n spew on my way in from Melbourne, and the soup doesn't seem to be agreeing with me."
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