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A hot chili pot is the act of taking a shit in a public toilet, once done, the shitter flushes the toilet and all the shit and toilet paper clogs the toilet causing it to fill to the brim. The shit water stays at an elevated level in the pot until some poor bastard comes in to unclog it. The pot creates a foul stinch that will let anyone enter the restroom know that a hot chili pot has been brewed and ready for gagging.
The manager at Sears was extemely pissed when he was told to clean up the hot chili pot that had been stewing for the last 24 hours in the men's room.
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When you feed your partner lots of undigestable vegetables (beans, corn, etc..) and wait until they are about to have a bowel movement. Quickly proceed to have rough anal sex. Then Pull out and look down at your penis... Thats a Guatemalan Chili Dog. ( penis covered in hot brown sauce with lots of veggies)
Hey Babe i got you lots of tasty vegetables for the Guatemalan Chili Dog later tonight.
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n. A gastrointestinal problem suffered after eating food from Washington, DC's "Ben's Chili Bowl" restaurant. They serve the world's nastiest chili, and it will fuck you up good. Expect it to kick in about five hours after eating there, and plan on spending the next four hours or so on the toilet, spraying out high-pressure jets of liquishit that will burn your anus and permanently stain your toilet's porcelain.
Pbbbththth squirrrrrrrrrtt dribbledribbledribble flibberappappappapp pooooooooooooot pbbbbbthththththt splash. "Oh god, I'm suffering from Ben's Chili Bowels! Make it stop!!!"
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Pitching chili nuts or peanuts (preferably the former, due to the resemblance to basket balls) into cleavages. The smaller the cleavage, the higher the score, plus extra score for long distance shots. Slam dunks also highly credible, but only for the brave.
Man, I sunk a nut in an A-cup when chili nut basketing at the party last night!
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Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket. Instead you shove chili cheese fries up her vagina and eat it out of her vagina.
"Dude why are you so gassy today?"
"Oh man, I gave my girlfriend an Alabama Chili Pocket last night."
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When you take a runny chunky shitty diarrhetic shit on a girls chest, then titty fuck her.
I gave Wanda a texas chili dog then she realized how much of a dirty slut she was.
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a very intimate way of hugging between gay man. Purpose of a chili hug is to turn each other on/ make each other hot, but without anyone else noticing. Like a hot chili – therefore the name.
Marco is a real chili hugger.
Did you see those two guys chili hug all night?
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