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White Collar's Tan

Light tan specifc to the white collar work person defined by a small triangular shape on the upper chest due to only wearing a dress shirt, polo or any collared shirt, and only rarely being exposed to the sun during a small walking commute to and from the office. The tan can include the area below the sleeves or the hands only (dress shirt) and is often accompanied by a large white line on a wrist due to wearing a large bulky watch to illustrate wealth and prestige. The White Collar's Tan in the male community must be accompanied by fully white legs as shorts are not office attire. The tan is usely rosy as the white collar person has no time to apply suncreen before or after work. The trianular tan below the neck is what separates the white collar's tan from a farmer's tan or any other type of tan.

"Hey man, notice how Justin's been crunching so many numbers and doing overtime this summer that he hasn't had time to take off his office shirt for a proper tan. Dude's rocking a WCT (White Collar's Tan)."

The networking cocktail event went so out of hand that Paul passed-out on his terrace and developed a pronounced white collar's tan. The next week, at a pool party, colleagues commented on his well-defined rose triangle.

"Man I hate working in the construction industry; I'm gonna try to fake a white collar's tan this weekend to try get some greedy chicks."

by KewlDewd99 August 7, 2017


Greasy collar

The collection of filth that builds up around your neck whilst you 'toss a salad' that is above you. Namely feces and saliva, other ingredients are common so the viscosity varies.

Frank has a greasy collar stain on his shirt. Didn't he just get a massage?

by Flint2O March 20, 2016


gag collar

is used to make someone gag usually used during sex

Dude 1: Alexandra got a gag collar and made me put it on her, she gaged so much it became her favorite toy!

Dude2: woah- that's kinda sus I'd just use a dildo!

by Conan likes dick June 9, 2021


gag collar

Gag collar is used to make someone gag. Usually when having sex and you wanna make the person gag. Gaging is normal we do it when we throw up or don't like something.

Boy 1: I put a gag collar on Alexandra, she gaged so much that It became her favorite toy!

by Conan likes dick June 9, 2021


White collar cowboys

The best heken band ever

-Yo doggy did you cop the dirty mountain cd by the white collar cowboys?
-yeah doggy’s it’s amazig

by Big daddy Dave June 1, 2018


blue collar romancing

Blue collar romancing is when a hardworking man uses his grimy hands (covered in grease, oil, dirt, etc) to pull out his wiener and shoves it in a girl’s booty hole while giving her a fish-hook.

TammyLynn came over when I was off work and I gave her some blue collar romancing!

by Mrs_wright93 February 10, 2023


Polo Collar Criminal

Millennial/Gen-X male (usually white) who is not highly skilled and doesn’t come from family money but has a nice car, nice house/apartment & disposable income. Typically involved insurance fraud or MLM’s or direct marketing. Almost never prosecuted.

How does Brad spend 3 hours at Lifetime Fitness everyday and drive a 5 series BMW? He’s a polo collar criminal bro…

by JG500 August 27, 2022