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While having sex in doggy style position the male ejaculates in the female and then shoots her in the back of the head then flees Mexico...
Emir Gomez fled Mexico after performing the Dirty Emir on an unsuspecting stripper.
The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.
Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.
An advanced move that all other men at a party will instantly hate because the confidence to even try it drives up appeal he has on all the females of the party. The move is in fact just a quick look in their direction and should there be eye contact he motions using just his head and pointing with his lips to a destination away from the main group, it could be a bedroom, bathroom or even just the hallway for a slightly more secluded place to show her your Super Mario and lay some pipe. Its most effective and so named because of its stealth in case his target has a fugly triceratops runnin interference or better yet a male suitor he may wish to avoid but still beat them cheeks real quick. When it’s employed the result must always end up in sex or it can’t be called a Dirty Clayton but it’s okay to tell others you pulled a Clayton which means you swooped in and at least made out hardcore with heavy petting either inside or outside her clothes.
Guy 1-“Oh hey bro, did you see me pull that 10 outta there last night with a patented Dirty Clayton?!
Guy 2-“ fuck yeah my dude! So you got to hit that?!”
Guy 1-“Did I stu-ut-utter”
Guy 2- “Pics or didn’t happen”
Guy 1- whips out phone
Guy 2- “YOOOO!!!”
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When a man sticks his penis into a womans vagina, then her anus, and finally her mouth. Coined after Ricardo Garcia, aka Dicky, who loved doing dirty dickys.
Damn, I just did a dirty dicky on that biatch!
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A martini made with gin and dry vermouth garnished with a miniature, pickled onion. A spoonful or two of the brine/juice from the pickled onion jar is then added to make it dirty.
He went in for kiss and got his ass smacked thanks to his nasty onion breath from the dirty gibson he was drinking.
Mel Gibson prefers to drink several dirty gibsons before going on drunken, anti-Semitic rampages.
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A Dirty Cora is when you’re with an incredibly sweet person, and then once they have sex with you, with milk you for all your semen and sell it on the black market.
“Bro, I met with a Dirty Cora last night, my dick is exhausted.”
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to have a general character of dishonesty or some other vague suspicious nature.
That politician is "dirty as eggs."
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