Dakota barnhouse is what you’d call a retarded white boy wanna be . He will try to tell you whatever you wanna hear to make himself look good.
They often are often on social media starting drama with anyone and everyone. They are primarily found in crack houses and strip clubs throwing out money like they have it. However , they are often not even capable of supporting themselves much less there children. If you see a Dakota in the wild they are often harmless if your a man, but beware if your a female. A Dakota Barnhouse is known to severely beat on his spouses. Which is why they are often spotted by themselves.
I caught my gay brother playing dress up like a Dakota Banrhouse the other day.
Having sex with a girl on her period, and then putting it in her butt just before climaxing.
"She was on her period and wouldn't stop bleeding. So to make it up to me, she let me give her a Rusty Dakota."
A hazel eyed, brown haired, 200 pound man that loves to eat bacon. He's super hott but also super nerdy.
Did you see Devin Dakota Baldwin in science today? He's so fine but he's such a nerd
cutest fucker on the planet. suuuper great boyfriend. very good at kissing and cuddling. very smol and adorable. super good at cooking with impeccable music taste.
friend: who’s that
me: oh that’s my boyfriend Dakota Kaiser
The act of pouring scolding hot tea into a woman's vagina or anus and drinking it.
Marshall: Dude I gave Janet a North Dakota Tea Time last night
Chris: That's disgusting
When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.
Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot
The North Dakota Truck Stop is any sexual act performed in a car at a truck stop or rest area.
OMG! What are they doing?
That's just a good old fashion North Dakota Truck Stop, let em go.