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Things that you place around the house as a joke but lose track of, and eventually find over the years like Easter eggs.
Gosh I sure hate stepping on secret tiny plastic dinosaurs.
Once you're seen hanging out with Barney the purple dinosaur, you might as well start going to school at home.
That was so courageous of the girl to lay low until graduation after the other kids at school talked shit about her best friend Barney the purple dinosaur. What kind of friend was she to Barney when he needed her to have his back, was he on his own after that?
The five hundred tooth dinosaur is a internet meme where as the dinosaur in question is not only funky looking but is scientific name is nigersaurus
Mike: hey dude have you seen the nigersaurus. it’s the 500 teeth dinosaur
Everybody: *beats mike down on the ground*.
An alternate way of describing when a female is atop a male during sex. Originated from 4chan.
AKA The cowgirl position.
"Hey dude, did you sleep with Lisa yet?"
"Oh yea bro."
"How was it?"
"We kissed a little, then got on the floor and she walked the fucking dinosaur."
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Adam: "Did you see bingus ass dinosaur he do be prety gai"
Jim: "yeah he do be prety gai"
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a truly amazing, well written, catchy and wise song about the dangers of old men
dinosaur (ke$ha)
WL: "Hey, wanna come with me?"
RM: "I'm about to barf, seriously!"
then ke$ha vomits and to get rid of the taste smashes a bottle of jack and brushes her teeth. because she is just. that. smart.
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Yesterday I went to visit my grandpa at the retirement home and there were Thunder Thigh Dinosaurs everywhere.
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