Donkey on the ledge

British slang for having someone on the other line during a phone call.

"Can I put you on hold real quick, donkey on the ledge."

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angry donkey

The act of insulting a woman while you're fucking her, just as you're about to cum. She will try to buck you off and the resulting ride will make you cum even harder.

I was buttfucking Sally last night, and just before I was about to cum I told her that her sister was a much better fuck. Man that turned her into a raging angry donkey and it made me cum even harder as she tried to buck me off. I felt like a rodeo star!

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Aisle Donkey

Slang term used to refer to a flight attendant on board an aircraft.

Dan asked the Aisle Donkey for a beverage from her cart.

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Pond Donkey

An ass that's stuck or has a tendency to get stuck.

That pond donkey locked his damn-self in the closet again.

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Donkey Dick

1. In the US Army, a donkey dick is a fuel spout for a 5 gallon fuel can.

2. In the US Navy, specifically for AD's (Aviation Machinists Mates) who work on Engine and Fuel systems, the donkey dick is a tool to pressurize fuel lines.

3. Also in the Navy, specifically at TACAMO Squadrons VQ3 and VQ4, the term donkey dick is used to describe the pin that connects the aircraft nose wheels to the steering wheel.

AT2: Yo, did you remove the donkey dick before we started the move?

AMAN: Yes AT2.

AT2: OK so then what was that loud pop I just heard when we started turning?

AMAN: *gulp*

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donkey show

a show where a woman has sex with a jackass

THAT PARTY WAS OFF THE HOOK! This fine ass stripper fucked a donkey!

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Wallop the donkey

Manspeak for having sex with the wife.

Some men, especially those who have been married for years, don't perceive "walloping the donkey" as a pleasure. Instead, it is seen as an onerous, unpleasant and even potentially dangerous chore. Something that needs to be done so that you can get on with enjoying life's true pleasures (i.e. televised sport and beer) in comparative peace and quiet.

Friend: Another pint, mate?
Donkey-walloper: Love to, but I've got to get home and wallop the donkey.

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