flying hamster of doom

a winged hamster welding coconuts.

the flying hamster of doom will rain coconuts on your pitiful city.

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Stoner Doom Metal

Stoner Doom Metal is a blend of the genres Stoner Metal and traditional Doom Metal. The most important bands are Sleep and Electric Wizard.

Typical stylistic devices used are

-slow tempos
-heavily distorted guitar and bass (overdriven tube amps and fuzz distortion)

-low tuning of the string instruments (c standard, drop c, cis standard etc.)
-use of Blues minor pentatonics

-lyrics about fantasy, drugs, trips, society, hate, fear, sorrow and desperation

Stoner Doom Metal influenced various artists from the styles Stoner Metal, Stoner Sludge and Drone Doom.

You know what? Fuck death metal, fuck black metal, fuck nu metal - Stoner Doom Metal is the real deal!

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Temple of Doom

When you are fucking a girl, and you start chanting "KALIMA" and firmly grasp her left tit, since that's where the heart is located.

Jason: I hella temple of doomed Jenny last night.

John: Duuuuude.

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drop doom

Drop Doom: To put a big piece of doom on an unexpecting crowd of non-believers.

Im 'bout to drop doom on your homies. RF is the real deal.

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Doom Hog

When someone lights your Worthog on fire in halo 3

1st Player: Wow dude. You're Worthog is on fire!

2nd Player: Yea, it's my Doom Hog

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Butt Wiggle of Doom

That little shimmy a cat's rear end does when it's about to pounce.

Watch out, I think you've got Buster wound up now; there's the Butt Wiggle of Doom!

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Approaching Doom Syndrome

When you get a chill down your spine and the feeling that someone is about to get you. 50% of the time this means you are about to get the shit kicked out of you.

“What is this Santa Claus person, and how do I find him?”
"why?"
"Im going to kill him."

Somewhere on earth, Saint Nicolas shivered from sudden Approaching Doom Syndrome

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