february 2

the amazing day when your soulmate was born and the world became a better place, also a very funny and caring person

he's the best person I know, he must be born in february 2
i can laugh about funny things with him like kodinātāji, surprised pikachu face and atpūta pēc nāves, he was definitely born in february 2

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February 24th

Best day EVERRRR

theres a part february 24thhhh

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February 15

International whoop ass day. Walk around and whoop some ass

I’ll beat yo ass trick ass hoe on February 15

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February 3rd

Today is National Slap a Calf day. Go up to ur buddies and slap them calves!

Friend: “Uh oh, tomorrow is February 3rd.”
Me: “I’m comin’ for those calves boy!”

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february 6

The day that an OG boss was born. This dude has hella barz. Probably drives a truck with dents. Also probably has an amazing girlfriend. This dude is lw weird, but also pretty dope. Acts dumb as shit but can most likely do your homework for you and get you 100%.

Dude 1: “Hey dude, do you know anyone who was born on February 6th?”

Dude 2: “No, why?”

Dude 1: “You have no clout until you have a friend who was born on February 6. No homo, they’re hella cute bro. And they got hella clout too.”

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February 13th

If your born on this day, you are a fabulous Aquarius. You might be insecure just a little, but when you state what your insecure about, people tell you that you should think otherwise. If your like me, you have kind of a lot of friends, but you have that close group that you hang out with all the time. You are always told your birthday is before Valentine’s day, which get’s annoying.

“You’re birthday is on February 13th?”
“Yep.”
“That’s a day before Valentine’s day!”

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February 7th

Someone who was born on February 7th is into asian and hispanic girls who are semi thiccccccccccccccccc

Damn Its A February 7th. *Slurps Continues

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