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an absolute mess of a human being. fat females. usually eating chocolates or take-aways and then squeezing into a skin tight dress on a night out. Looks disgusting. Heavy breathing when she dances because she's out of breath. Usually wears a size 14-22. Also used in games like 'pull the bull' on a night out.
see that whale on the dance floor in a skirt? that is a fat female.
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This club tonight is a sausage fest, where's all the female cock?
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An adult female human who has debilitating low self-esteem. A beta female will imitate the alpha female to an almost pathological extent, leaving one to question whether a beta female has any personality of her own. While she may imitate and follow the alpha female, she harbors significant jealousy and will try to seduce the alpha female's man at unsuspecting moments. Her allegiance to a specific alpha female is as fleeting as an internet joke, and will follow another Queen Bee with the shifting of the winds. She may also use easy sex to acquire social status, and may end up as a trophy wife of an alpha male if she's physically attractive enough. However, alpha males usually regard beta females as either silly or crazy and not worthy of respect, producing a dysfunctional relationship and divorce. Advanced stages of the beta female condition may result in single-motherhood where the beta female is receiving either child support, alimony or welfare checks.
"I thought you should know that I saw Sandy come-on to your man at last night's party. That woman may hang with you, act like you, dress like you, but she is no friend of yours. She's a beta female."
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An Alpha Female is your typical Type A, loud-mouthed, confident, controlling, assertive, power-wielding Alpha Male, with a vagina instead of a dick. As with Alpha Males, it is often frightening if there's more than one of these in the same room.
Note: An Alpha Female is no more an "Alpha Bitch" than an Alpha Male is an "Alpha Cocksucker."
Me: "Sometimes I feel like I may be a bit emasculating, but my boyfriend doesn't seem to mind; he only likes Alpha Females. They hold their own."
My friend: "Yeah, that's true."
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A female who claims to be a feminist, however, she is not as she believes in ultimate authority and control over men. Commonly identified also as Femi-Nazis.
"The girl I met the other day was totally a Female Supremist, she was telling me how she thinks all women should always get paid higher than men."
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An alpha female is a female human who is well aware of the fact that she is sexy, desirable, and everyone wants to fuck her, and maximizes this knowledge to control/dominate anyone and everyone around her. She flaunts her superiority over beta females and males in general with no fear of retribution. An alpha female may feign interest in a male to further her own agenda, but in reality no male can ever satisfy an alpha female, not even the alpha-est of alphas. By the standard definition, all alpha females are bitches, but it doesn't matter because you'd do anything to fuck them anyway. They know this as well.
Guy 1: She's so hot, I'd hit that
Guy 2: Eh, I wouldn't, she's kind of a bitch, I'm not really into alpha females
Guy 1: Whatever, you just keep telling yourself that
Guy 2: Yeah you saw right through me
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Random sexual lesbian encounter carried out within public toilets.
Generally a female will sit on the toilet (lavatory) seat, whilst the other female will stand with her feet in a sports bag, whilst the seated female, drinks from the furry cup and loses some fingers. To any unsuspecting passer by, who just happens to peer under the cubilce door, only one pair of feet/legs will be seen, so the encounter will be undetected.
Girl 1 Hey did you know Gloria and Maggie were Female Cottaging in the staff toilet?
Girl 2 No. I've only ever seen them in there one at a time
Girl 1 Why do you think Gloria always carries that empty sports bag
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