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It’s a cock that’s has been used so much from a donkey it’s all floppy
Wow the donkeys cock is a floppy donkey cock
Someone who is useless and can't give you satisfaction.
When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard
When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"
When you pants someone and proceed to slap their penis causing it to flop around
Jason is a well known Floppy Cocker at his school
Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.
Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.
(Not to be confused with Sloppy Joe)
The particularly flabby, low-hanging breasts of a large woman (though they might claim big-boned).
Also, subject of the infamous song “Floppy Joe” by renowned music artist Avé.
Avé: *Floppy Joe and I cannot lie, Floppy Joe tastes like apple pie*
Dan: This shit bumps.