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Gods among men the most intelligent people on this dinosaur shaped earth and proud husband to Wendy’s
Damn your in the dinosaur earth society you must be smart
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The war cry of our new alien robot overlords. Humans use it sarcastically when frustrated.
"Steve in Accounting just told me to unplug my computer and all its peripherals. Isn't that an IT thing? DIE, EARTH BITCHES!"
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A group of stupid wankers that are so stupid, they think the earth is a flat disc
Son: Hey dad, I've joined the flat earth society
Dad: I have no son
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When you go to war with someone and decide that you do anything to win even if that means destroying your own resources so that they can't use them. It refers to the a strategy whereby a defensive retreating military will destroy the resources (food supply, bridges, water, power sources) to assure that the advancing opposing military cannot use them.
Scorched Earth policy: "If we go to war, I will use enact a scratched earth policy."
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Damn good old school disco/pop group. Makes you wonder what has happened to black music, which, for the most part, has been bastardized by shitty southern snap crap. Who can forget the uplifting lyrics, speaking of love, loss of love, and just feeling good? And no I'm not some old hardass trying to reminisce! I'm a teen who stumbled upon this good shit.
"Do you remember the 21st night of september?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away
Our hearts were ringing
In the key that our souls were singing.
As we danced in the night,
Remember how the stars stole the night away"
-September, by Earth, Wind & Fire.
"She’ll dance in your lap until your ready to pop
She always ready, when you want it, she want it
Like a nympho,"
-50 Cent
'Nuff said hip-pop bitches
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Breed of hipster who dresses exclusively in earth tones - tans, grays, dark greens, etc. - and sometimes other muted colors. To the untrained eye (i.e. someone only accustomed to hipsters who wear bright, multicolored and/or metallic clothes), an earth tone hipster may fly under the radar.
Earth tone hipsters often have intellectual inclinations and their 'quieter' clothing (compared to that of their loudly-colored cousins) reflects their 'introspective' tendencies.
Nick: Hey, you said your school is full of hipsters but I don't see any metallic silver leggings.
Sophie: Shh, they're all over the place. You just can't see them because they're all intellectual-type earth tone hipsters and they blend in with their surroundings.
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A group of enlightened geniuses who believe that the Earth is not round, nor is the Earth flat. It is not a taco, a dick, a cube, a square, Mario, a donut, or any other shape NASA made to distract the truth. We believe that Earth is shaped like a dinosaur (to be exact, a velociraptor. We follow Dinosaur Earth on every social media. We believe that our lord and savior is our king Waluigi because we follow Wahism.
"Wow. Those dinosaur earthers over there are so smart, muscular and handsome! I believe the Earth is a dinosaur now. I just joined the Dinosaur Earth Society.
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