Flat Earth Society

A group of stupid wankers that are so stupid, they think the earth is a flat disc

Son: Hey dad, I've joined the flat earth society
Dad: I have no son

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Wednesday

ONLY THE BEST GOSH DARN DAY EVER MY DUDES (excuse my language)

Will: Do you know what day it is?
Jimmy: It is Wednesday my dudes

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Heck

THE WORST WORD ON THE PLANET, IS YOU SAY IT YOU WILL BE SENT TO HELL!

Bobby: Oh Heck!
Joe: OH NO, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT!
Bobby: WHAT HAVE I DONE?

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cannibalism

The act of eating another one of your species
It is frowned upon in most societies

OH MY GOD! BOB ATE HIS WIFE! THAT'S CANNIBALISM!

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argy-bargy

Short for "Argument Bargument"

just had some argy-bargy with Margret.