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The easiest possible way to get the flu or any disease
Don’t drink out of the water fountain
A water producing machine that is usually used for drinking.
I need a drink from the water fountain.
This act is achieved by making your female partner squirt in your mouth during oral.
Afterwards, you would then spit out her secretions anywhere on her body (Extra points if you aim for the head).
A: Dude, did you know Becky is into doing the Water Fountain?
B: And how do you know this...?
A: Look, that's not important...
Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.
There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.
And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
When you puke a shit ton and look like a fountain
bro, he stuck his fingers in his mouth and did the human fountain
Another way to describe a womans period, most suitably used when wearing a tampon.
Kay your tampon is like a mouse drinking from a cherry fountain
Red Bull mixed with the tears of bachelor party attendees for the mourning of the grooms soon to be castration.
All looked on with amazement as the Vegas Water Fountain filled the streets of Charlotte on March 22.