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The 43rd President of the United States.
Son of the 41st President, George HW Bush, George Bush took office in January of 2001, narrowly beating his Democratic opponent, Al Gore by just a few electoral votes. Al Gore actually won the popular vote, but George Bush received more votes in the electoral college, causing several state political parties to start gerrymandering the districts. He then proceeded to be re-elected by a popular margin of 5,000,000 votes in November of 2004 against his Democratic opponent, Senator John Kerry (D-MA). Since George Bush is on his second term, he may not run for re-election again in 2008. The Bush administration will go down in history as one of the most contreversial administrations in America; much like Ronald Reagan, revered by Republicans, abhorred by Democrats.
Rather than give you an ignorant 9th Grader's definition of George Bush, I will give you a definition that is more informative and mature.
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Folks around here call me 'Dubya'. But you can call me 'King George'
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An in-the-closet gay guy who has no friends. Usually idenitifiable by a horrid odor and ridiculously unattractive features. Also tends to cock-block a lot. Basically everything that can be bad about a human is bad about him.
You're being a real George Kaiser right now.
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HUUUGE fuckin neck. The thickest neck you will ever see on a human being. Most people have waists the size of this guy's neck.
Also the lead singer of Cannibal Corpse (the death metal band with the biggest neck in any genre).
Person 1: Hey man, ever see Takeo Spikes's neck? He must work that thing out like a motherfucker!
Person 2: Please, Takeo Spikes ain't got shit on George Fisher. His neck is all natural, and singlehandedly(singleneckedly) defeated Kimbo Slice.
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Name used to represent a suspected pedophile relative. Likes to roam around children hot spots such as parks, elementary schoolyards, McDonald's play place and is often intoxicated. He is a creepy old man in his 50's and often questioned if he is actually part of the family. Is good friends with Uncle Gregory.
My mom told me to stay away from Uncle George for this family gathering.
Uncle George was spotted in his big white van, he was wearing a long beige trench coat.
Uncle George offered me to stay with him for the weekend, he wanted me to sleep in his bed but my parents filed a lawsuit.
Hi I'm lost. Have you seen my Uncle George?
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Georgie Washing Machine is the most elite founding father out them all. He is cool beans and Thomas Jefferson can suck it
George Washington kindly kicked King George to the curb
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To be of lower intelligence, or even an idiot
person 1: oh god, you're such a George Wilker!
person 2: shut up, that's offensive!
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